IM ABOUT TO DIE
At 2004-01-24 on 10:54 p.m.
LMAO~THIS MORNING STEWART WOKE ME UP WITH A REALLY PRETTY FLOWER ARRANGEMENT SAYING YOUR OTHER LOVER SENT YOU SOMETHING~I WAS LIKE WHO THE HECK ARE THOSE FROM AND HE SAID HE DIDNT KNOW,PROBABLY YOUR MOM-I READ THE CARD AND OUT OF SHOCK THEY WERE FROM MY FRIEND LORETTA(THE ONE FROM ALASKA BUT LIVES HERE NOW) THINKING ME FOR RECOMMENDING HER FOR A JOB IN STEWARTS DEPARTMENT AT WORK AND SHE WAS HIRED!! BUT THAT HAS BEEN AT LEAST A MONTH AGO-SHE'S REALLY SWEET-HER KIDS GO TO SCHOOL WITH DOUG AND THEN SHE HAS A LIL GIRL IN 1ST GRADE~BUTTTTTTTTT ANYWAYYYYY-LOL-THE FLOWERS HAVE SUCH A STRONG SCENT-THEY SMELL GOOD-BUT MY GOSH THE POLLEN IN THEM OR WHATEVER IS IN THEM IS MAKING OUR FACES FEEL SWOLLEN AND OUR EYES ARE WATERING AND WE'RE SNEEZING-I THINK WE'RE ALLERGIC TO THEM-I FEEL BAD-WES TOLD ME TO PUT THEM OUTSIDE BUT I DONT WANT HER TO DRIVE BY OR SOMETHING AND SEE THEM SITTING OUTSIDE-I'VE LIKED MOVED THEM FROM ROOM TO ROOM AND NOTHING HAS HELPED-I THINK I WILL HAVE TO PUT THEM IN THE BACK PORCH!!! LOL THANK GOODNESS DOUG IS OVER AT ANDREWS CAUSE HE HAS MAJORRRRRRRR ALLERGIES-HE WOULD PROBABLY STOP BREATHING!!!
WELLLLLL HASNT MY GUESTBOOK TURNED INTO A FREE FOR ALL??? LMAO AND CRITTY HAS SIGNED MY GUESTBOOK WITH HER LIL BADASS SELF!!! LOL ALL OF YA'LL CRACK THE HELL OUT OF ME ABOUT AS MUCH AS THAT FUCKED UP "MCENTIRE" PERSON ON RN I'VE BEEN PMSING LIKE HELL THESE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS AND I FEEL LIKE CHRISTY-I WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOMEBODY AND THAT "MCENTIRE" PERSON MIGHT BE FIRST ON MY LIST!!! LOL SPEAKING OF BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF SOMEBODY TODAY-I WAS GETTING GAS TODAY BEFORE I FINALLY WENT AND GOT MY HAIRCUT-BUT THIS CAR PULLED UP AT THE PUMP NEXT TO ME AND THIS DUDE GOT OUT AND RAN TO THE PASSENGER SIDE OF HIS CAR AND WAS YELLING AT HIS SON TO GET OUT AND HE FINALLY YANKED HIS SON OUT WHO WAS PROBABLY ABOUT 10 AND GRABBED THE KID BY THE THROAT AND CARRIED HIM TO THE BACK OF THE CAR AND WAS YELLING AT HIM AND CHOKING HIM AND I WAS FIXING TO CUSS HIS ASS OUT BUT HIS WIFE WAS IN THE CAR AND SHE STARTED TO LAY ON THE HORN OF THEIR CAR BRINGING ATTENTION TO THEM AND HE TOLD THE BOY TO GET HIS ASS BACK INTO THE CAR-IT WAS WEIRD BUT THE KID WASNT CRYING AND THEN WHEN I SAW HIS DAD PUMPING GAS THE KID STARTING HITTING ON HIS YOUNGER BROTHER IN THE CAR-SOMETHING WASNT RIGHT WITH THAT FAMILY!!! YOU NEVER KNOW IF THE KID HAS A BEHAVIORAL PROBLEM AND HIS DAD JUST LOST IT WITH HIM OR IF THE PARENT HAS A PROBLEM-IT LOOKED LIKE IT COULD OF WENT BOTH WAYS!!!
WELL I GOT MY HAIRCUT-JUST A INCH OFF THE ENDS AND THE LAYERS TRIMED AND MY BANGS TRIMED-THEN I WENT TO TARGET TO TRY AND FIND ME SOME JEANS BUT WITH NO LUCK OF COARSE-I NEVER CAN FIND ANY THAT FIT RIGHT-I ACTUALLY LIKE MEANS BETTER BUT THEY ARE WAY TOOO BIG IN THE LEGS!!! BUT I BOUGHT ME SOME PRETTYFUL FLOWERS TO PLANT AND A GARDENIA BUSH TO PLANT AND IM JUST MINGING MY OWN BUSINESS PLANTING THEM AND HER COMES VELMA YELLING AT ME-PATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTI-AND I WAS LIKE VELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMA-SHE WAS LIKE ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO PLANT THOSE NOW-I WAS LIKE I DONT CARE IF IM NOT-THEY WERE SELLING THEM IN THE STORE AND THEY WILL PROBABLY DIE ON ME ANYWAY CAUSE I HAVE A BLACK THUMB WHEN IT COMES TO GARDENING-UNLIKE ALL YOU OLD FUCKERS THAT LIVE IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD-I DIDNT SAY THAT TO HER BUT THAT IS WHAT I WA THINKING-LOL-SHE LIKED PULLED THE TAG OFF OF ONE OF THE PLANTS AND WAS TRYING TO READ IF I WAS SUPPSOE TO PLANT THEM YET BECAUSE WE CAN STILL HAVE FREEZES-LIKE I CARE-I WAS RELEASING MY PMS BY DOING SOMETHING THAT MADE ME FEEL GOOD AT THE TIME AND NOBODY CAN LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE-EVERTIME I TRY AND DO ANYTHING TO MY YARD IM TOLD BY THE NEIGHBORS THAT IM DOING IT WRONG~FUCK OFFFF!!! YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE HOW MANY TIMES SINCE FRIDAY I HAVE SAID THE F WORD,IT HAS BEEN THE MOST EVER I THINK!!!
KAREN YOUR LIL BABY BELLY PICTURE WAS SOOOO CUTE :*) I SO CANT WAIT TO SEE PICTURES OF YOU BEING A MOM!! CHANA I NEED TO GO LOOK AT YOUR PICS. OF DL AND CRITTY YOU HAVE GONE WILD GIRLFRIEND!!!! :)
FUCKING TA TA FOR FUCKING NOW!!!
FUCKING QUEEN PATTI