WOMEN OVER 40 :)
At 2006-03-26 on 10:30 p.m.
>Women Over 40
>By Andy Rooney from CBS "60 Minutes"
>
>This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... and for those
who are
>turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their
50's...and
>60's..AND for guys who are scared of girls over 40!
>
>Andy Rooney says:
>
>As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all.
Here are just
>a
>few reasons why:
>
>A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night
to ask,
>"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
>
>If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't
sit
>a round whining about it. She does something she wants to do.
And, it's
>usually something more interesting.
>
>Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming
match with
>you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course,
>if you
>deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think
they can get
>away with it.
>
>Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They
know what
>it's
>like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the
self-assurance to
>introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man
will often
>ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy
with other
>women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to
her friends
>because she knows her friends won't betray her.
>
>A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This
is not true
>of
>younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over
40 is far
>sexier than her younger counterpart.
>
>Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right
off if you
>are
>a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to
wonder where
>you
>stand with her.
>
>Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately,
>it's
>not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot
woman of 40+,
>there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself
>with
>some 22-year-old waitress.
>
>Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the
cow when you
>can get the milk for free", here's an update for you. Now 80%
of women are
>against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth
buying an
>entire
>pig, just to get a little sausage.